October’s Lovecraftian Issue of The Surreal Grotesque! Featuring stories by W.H. Pugmire, D.J. Tyrer, Jason Wayne Allen(ME!) and MANY MORE!

I’m always proud to get a Lovecraftian story published. I get to be in the same Table of Contents with some of my favorite writers and Mythos heroes. The newest issue of Surreal Grotesque allows me to do just that.

My story The Body Dealer is a gruesome little number that comes in around page 111.

Thank you Jeremy Maddux and Daniel William Gonzales. I think what you guys do is really great and I’m so happy to be a part of The Surreal Grotesque!

To download a free PDF click the link below and comments are appreciated.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/177518514/Issue-13-Lovecraft

Also you may want to check out…

W.H. Pugmire has a very interesting Vlog I’ve been following for a couple of years now, where he talks life and Lovecraft: http://www.youtube.com/user/MrWilum?feature=g-high-crv

D.J. Tyrer is also a favorite of mine. Recently read The Yellow House (Published by Dunhams Manor, a Dynatox Ministries imprint) and was floored. Great, creepy gentleman’s horror story with some great deviant modern subversion. If you’re a fan of the Yellow Mythos you’ll enjoy Tyrer’s Yellow Site here: http://kinginyellow.wikia.com/wiki/DJ_Tyrer

 

 

 

THE FINAL T.O.C. FOR 50 SECRET TALES OF THE WHISPERING GASH: A QUEEFROTICA

**PLEASE SHARE THIS IF YOU DON’T MIND. I WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS REPRESENTED.**

 

***THE FINAL T.O.C. AND ORDER IN WHICH THE STORIES WILL APPEAR IN 50 SECRET TALES OF THE WHISPERING GASH: A QUEEFROTICA. READ CAREFULLY AND MAKE SURE YOUR NAME IS SPELLED CORRECTLY OR IF YOU SEE ANY DISCREPANCIES, LET ME KNOW ***

Fifty Secret Tales of the Whispering Gash: A Queefrotica
Ellie Church- INTRODUCTION 
THANK YOUS
Pussy Bear-PUSSY BEAR AND THE TIME MACHINE
Garrett Cook-AND YOU TOLD ME AGAIN YOU PREFER HANDSOME MEN
Justin Grimbol(writing as Pussy Bear)-LISTEN TO OUR CREEPY SEX SOUNDS
Christy Leigh Stewart-PLAYBOY
Kevin Strange-SLEEP NOW, SINNER
Joseph Wargo-NATURE BOMB
D.F. Noble-SHE’S FULL OF STARS
Gina Dentata-A LITTLE QUEEF
Alex S. Johnson-JAYFACED
Jimmy Pudge-THE PUSSY WHISPERER 
Michael Allen Rose-THE SOUND OF HER
Anastasia Quinn-THE AIR BETWEEN US
STEPHAN-IE IMRI-KNIGHT-EROTOPHOBIAN TRENCH COAT
Justin Grimbol-THE PILLOW HUMPER
Michael H. Antonio-MY LIPS ARE SEALED
Jess Gulbranson- CASSOULETTE
Philip LoPresti-THE FLUX
Mark Allen Berryhill-CHLOE’S QUEEF
Spike Marlowe-THE MUSICIAN
Craig Mullins-STITCHES, STAPLES, AND S.T.Ds
Persiphone Hellacat-THANK YOU
Justin Grimbol-FINGER WIGGLE SESSION
Brent Kelley-QUEEF STAR SIX
Viva La Muerte-THE QUEEF THIEF
Mandy DeGeit-I AM BUT A BALLOON
Andrea de Fonseca-FOURTEEN SECONDS
Michael LeSueur-SNOW WOMEN
Nick Cato-LUSH SITUATION
David Anderson-CUTTING THE CHEESE
Jason Wayne Allen-ALPHA PUSSY

Justin Grimbol-THAT’S THE STUFF

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MY Interview with Surreal Grotesque eZine

MY Interview with Surreal Grotesque eZine

Jeremy Maddux gave a great review of Rotgut County Blues in the recent Bizarro issue of Surreal Grotesque eZine and I was asked to be a guest on their podcast.

Surreal Grotesque features some of the most cutting edge artists and writers currently operating in the indie scene. Surreal Grotesque is what is happening, and I’m honored to be a part of this. So, check it out!

Thank you,

JWA

TESTICIDE by Stephan Imri Knight

Here’s a rising talent that I’m proud to showcase on The Rotgut County BLOG. I discovered Stephan Imri Knight while editing Fifty Secret Tales of the Whispering Gash: A Queefrotica and needed…more! Ladies and Gentleman I proudly present:

 

                                                                      TESTICIDE

                                                                             by

                                                               Stephan Imri Knight

Artie stared at the giant cock that was resting on the remains that once was his newly furnished home cursing violently. He’d only just moved in, he hadn’t even started paying off the hefty mortgage associated with buying a place in the city. He examined the massive massively hairy scrotum, his eyes working up the shaft and to the drooling tip. Usually this might fit into one of Artie’s dreams, you know the kind when you wake up you’re all wet and sticky supporting a raging hard-on. Even though usually he liked the idea of a nice large cock, the size of this thing was ridiculous, 42 meters tall of ridiculous. Artie couldn’t even fathom how such a thing could exist.

Whilst Artie was deeply theorizing if the whole thing was a hallucination probably brought on by a bad trip he was having the giant cock awoke.

The veins running down it rippled as it sprang into action and incidentally an erection. It bent over at an angle that for a human would be excruciatingly painful. Hopping forward moving from one side of its ball sack to the other. It began to coat everything in front of it with its hot webby spunk.

Artie gagged out of his thoughts, the steaming seamen that had cocooned the building to his left smelt down right vomit inducing.

Artie looked up, the once contents of his stomach dripping down his chin, aware now that the giant cock was turning his way. It shot out a stream of cum and Artie dodge rolled out of the way in sheer luck. Artie started running but as if the giant cock had eyes it was in hot pursuit. But that was incredulous, cocks can’t see! But the giant cock could see him. Which he realized as it pointed head first at him. There was a small green eye inside the giant urethra that seemed to tear in half every time it opened up to let out another jet.

Artie kept running, his whole neighbourhood was running. Everyone was in a panic, some people attempted to drive away but most were squished beneath the persistent movement of the giant balls. The giant cock easily targeted and cocooned anyone in its line of vision. Smothering each and every person around him with a quick precise load.

Artie was aghast as he realized that this was probably it, the end. Artie Jacobson’s young life was at an end. He only had one regret, he’d never actually got to touch another man’s cock before. He was still a virgin. Also that he hadn’t levelled up to the max level in that new MMORPG he had been playing, he’d only been a level away. Okay, that was two things. Two sad reflections on the kind of life Artie had wasted away.

Though as the left nut of the giant cock came thundering down upon him he thought to himself, well this still counts as touching one right?, then his body crunched insignificantly into dust.

By the end of the next day a good part of Victoria had been covered and cocooned in the slimy white splooge. The giant cock lay deflated and satiated. Secure in the knowledge that it had fucked the place up real good. It lay like that for the next two days but awoke again when the whole of Victoria began to rumble. The dried up cum began to crack and for every person that once resided there a baby giant cock crawled out from the wreckage to move onwards to take over the rest of Australia.

It wouldn’t be long before the whole world would be occupied by dicks. Which really wasn’t so different to how it was to begin with.

Stephan Imri-Knight is from Melbourne Australia and is currently pursuing a career as a Librarian.
She often writes weird flash fiction in her spare time when she’s not engrossed in video games or plotting the demise of her dungeons and dragons party.
Self-professed weirdo and pickle enthusiast, as in, give her some.
She is a genderqueer hard core yaoi fan who aspires to one day write a novel that may sit on library shelves.

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SURREAL GROTESQUE ISSUE:12 ‘Bizarro’

SURREAL GROTESQUE ISSUE:12 ‘Bizarro’

Surreal Grotesque is my new favorite eZine. This month they took things to new literary levels of awesome and weird with this Bizarro issue, featuring such Bizarro heavyweights as Joseph Wargo, Garrett Cook, D.Harlan Wilson, Tony Rauch, Michael Allen Rose, Andrew Goldfarb, G.Aurthur Brown, Andrew Wayne Adams, Justin Grimbol, Bruce Taylor and many more…many MORE!(if I missed a name I’m doing this from the top of my head, so forgive me) It also features great reviews from Jeremy Maddux, Courtney Alsop, and get this: On Page 167 there is a review by Jeremy Maddux of ROTGUT COUNTY BLUES by Jason Wayne Allen(Me!).

You can read this issue for free and also download it from surrealgrotesque.com

CRAFT BEER AND MASSIVE FLARGEN: The Life and Times of David Anderson

There have been many things said in regards to the life and history of one, David Anderson. Today is July 28, 2013 and David Anderson is celebrating a birthday. Actually, he probably celebrated last night, as evidenced by all the tags and incoherent jibber jabber on most of the canon of Cthulhu Mythos writers(Anderson is a Mythos snob of sorts, a relative expert on the genre), Jordan Krall, and my own Facebook Walls.

Now, some would get annoyed by this social networking misbehavior but not those who call themselves friends of David Anderson. There is an endearing quality to waking up before a long day at the job, opening Facebook and seeing your picture spliced with vocalist Seal and an actual seal shooting you with laser eyes or this little gem of my face spliced into Arnold’s for the ’90’s piece of nostalgia flick Last Action Hero.

Anderson 1Anderson’s history and personal life are shrouded in mystery. The only substantial thing this humble narrator knows is that he lives in Arizona, does book covers, his father is rich beyond measure and he lives on an orange grove. Oh, his favorite H.P. Lovecraft story, he said once, was The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadeth and he is an enormous Jeffery Thomas fan, responsible for getting me into Thomas’s work.

Here are some of his published covers:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID ANDERSON

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“Lovecraft eZine” podcasts are FREE for a limited time!

I’m downloading all these now!

Lovecraft eZine

As you probably know, beginning with issue #19 The Lovecraft eZine is now available as a podcast.  In the podcast, you can listen to every story in each issue!

For a limited time, I’m offering all podcasts for free (issue #25 podcast will be available Monday)!  So download them all, listen on your commute or as you fall asleep at night.  I know you’ll enjoy them; the stories are read by some very talented voice artists, and beginning with issue #23, Dr. Robert M. Price reads a monthly column!

Enjoy!  And thanks for being a part of The Lovecraft eZine.  Choose an issue to download:

Issue #25 – July 2013 (available Monday, July 29, 2013)

Issue #24 – May 2013

Issue #23 – April 2013

Issue #22 – February 2013

Issue #21 – January 2013

Issue #20 – December 2012

Issue #19 – November 2012

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